Trump Insider Reveals the Real Reason Trump Wears that Orange Clown Makeup — Rosacea
We have all had nightmares about the orange menace, and wondered why a man would pancake on so much makeup. Many of us – or at least me, I don’t know about others – believed he just wanted to look like he had a nice healthy tan because he’s just that vigorous and active. He wants us to see a young man trapped inside an aging body. And while maybe that is some of it, the vanity goes even deeper.
Want to know how deep? Take a look at this picture, from the Oval Office, you’ve all seen it a million times:
I always wondered why Trump looked so old compared to most pictures in which he looks … old. It now occurs to me that the picture was taken by Russian state media. We were not supposed to see that picture, remember? Perhaps because people might object to Trump meeting the Russians the day after firing Comey, or perhaps because people might point out that Russian spies could place a bug the size of a poppy seed anywhere inside the oval office. The point is, Trump had no makeup on in the picture – it’s easy to tell, or at least it sure seems like it to me. The picture wasn’t meant for dissemination inside the Untied States.
Now we have a theory as to why he wears the makeup and it comes from someone who worked on The Apprentice:
Why does he wear orange makeup?
Serious question.
It’s orange concealer from a Swiss company called Bronx Colors. I used to work on ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ Trump has awful rosacea from decades of drug abuse and visible rhinoplasty scars from same. The makeup conceals this a bit. @realDonaldTrump
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