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Mobbed up and in trouble with the feds? Hire Crazy Rudy. He's also mobbed up and in trouble with the feds.
Are you a pedophile? So's Crazy Rudy. He's a Republican pedophiles best friend.
Committed Treason? So has Crazy Rudy.
Lied to the FBI? So has Rudy.
Committed Misprision of Felony? So has Crazy Rudy.
Cheated on a spouse? So has Crazy Rudy many times!
Are you a drag queen? So is Crazy Rudy!
Need a real scumbag sleazy lawyer? Nobody is better than Crazy Rudy
Need a dirt bag lawyer? Crazy Rudy is your guy!
Did Giuliani break the law with his Ukraine meetings? YES HE DID!
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